{"product_id":"uvride-day-femme-tee","title":"Ride Day Femme Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eRide Days are the Breast Days Tee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSay g’day to your new go-to tee — the one that turns heads, starts convos, and makes even the grumpiest café barista crack a grin. With a design cheekier than a magpie in swooping season, this beaut blends freedom, fun, and a bit of boob-inspired brilliance. That’s right — those wheels aren’t just round, they’re rousing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt’s soft enough to nap in post-ride and tough enough to survive every gravel grind, sweaty summit, or mid-ride pub stop. Double-stitched where it counts, built for the long haul, and quarter-turned so you don’t get a weird crease down your front like ya mum’s ironing went rogue.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it. Ride it. Own it. ‘Cause let’s be honest — ride days are the breast days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton (read: bloody comfy)\u003cbr\u003e• Double-stitched for extra grunt\u003cbr\u003e• No centre crease nonsense\u003cbr\u003e• Warning: White may look a touch off-white — but aren’t we all a bit rough around the edges?\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"447\"\u003ehis one’s for the rule-breakin’ road queens, the gravel slayers, and every wild-hearted woman who rides with grit, grace, and a grin. \u003cem data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"346\"\u003eThe Ride Days Are the Breast Days Tee\u003c\/em\u003e isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A cheeky, confident, “yeah I bloody went there” kind of vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eIt’s for the gals who roll up post-ride, sweat still shining, hair a mess, but lookin’ like a bloody rockstar. It’s for the ones who don’t mind turning a few heads, cracking a few smiles, and making the fellas just awkward enough to squirm in their bibs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003eAnd yeah — \u003cem data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"719\"\u003eI\u003c\/em\u003e wear it.\u003cbr data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eCharlie \"Blaze\" McRae.\u003cbr data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eSerial dropper of blokes on climbs, queen of questionable sock choices, and proud wearer of a tee that suggest “these wheels might look like boobs… and that’s the point.”\u003cbr data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"927\"\u003eI rock it to the post-ride pub stop, watching the boys try not to stare and the ladies light up with a knowing laugh. Full post ride send, it’s bloody brilliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eSo if you’ve ever wanted to ride like you mean it, laugh like no one’s watching, and wear something that celebrates the joy of the journey (and a good pair of… wheels), then this tee’s got your name written all over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1359\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eRide loud. Ride proud. Ride cheeky.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1345\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1359\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eYeeeeooow! \u003c\/strong\u003e- Charlie \"Blaze\" McRae\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis legend of a tee is made just for you the moment you hit that order button. That’s why it takes a tad longer to land on your doorstep — no dusty warehouse stockpiles here. 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